Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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