You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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