Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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