Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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