I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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