the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
