dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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