Sry I called you an 8
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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