Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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