i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Your dad touched me again.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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