That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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