i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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