i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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