If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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