ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
wow bdsm is so cute
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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