That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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