it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So. Much. Porn.
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