why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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