That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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