guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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