It's Friday. Sex?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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