Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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