Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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