The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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