Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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