can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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