What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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