He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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