I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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