He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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