I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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