It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All the doctor said was why
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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