Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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