We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
