oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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