Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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