hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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