did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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