Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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