We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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