I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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