I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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