I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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