arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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