I want to make a zoo with you.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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