I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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