id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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