Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just cropdusted the office
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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