Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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