it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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