Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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