His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think pants incapable of making pants work
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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