So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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