Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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